So I just got an email from a company that allegedly
produces 3D animation music videos. It was pretty obviously a mass email that I
just so happened to end up on their special list for, but usually I’m okay with
stuff like this. That’s how I somehow ended up on Whistler’s snow report email list,
and a few blog email lists that I’ve actually really enjoyed reading, so
usually it’s no big deal.
Generally the filters that get you hooked up with something
like Whistler’s snow report are pretty good at sending these to appropriate contacts.
As a musician, once you release something, you are inundated with emails for
musician-related services. The initial wave takes a while to die down, but
eventually the targeting gets better and it’s less crap and more services that
you could maybe see yourself using.
Now I’m not thrilled with my life being analyzed for ways to
sell me things – I don’t want to give that impression – but it’s much better
than being targeted blindly for everything; advertising has come a long way,
sneaky and questionable as most of their practices may be.
But in this age of directed advertisement, sometimes the
advertisers’ filters aren’t good enough. Music videos? Sounds intriguing; I’m a
musician. They even call me out as an instrumental artist, so it would appear
as though they’re on board with that sort of thing. Because most people are
not; I’ve gotten similar emails in the past for rap video production ...not my
forte.
So they hook me in with their opener that actually sounds
like they’ve done their homework.
Then they proceed to tell me about their lyric video
services. You know, the ones where the lyrics scroll down the page while the
song is playing… And they keep repeating the word “instrumental,” like somehow
it makes sense that an instrumental act would want a lyric video.
Sometimes you just gotta scratch your head.
In the immortal words of Inigo Montoya: “You keep using that
word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”